Too many words used to describe the mundane events of my life.

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from constant state of rage✌️ with 16,953 notes

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

Source: youngstero

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Perks of Being Funny with 137,912 notes

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

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2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Internet Princess with 230,181 notes

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

Source: queenbandaid

2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from CollegeHumor Staff Blog with 2,276 notes

dorkly:

blogwell:

Happy Harry Potter Day, Internet!

Just Going to Put a Corgi Fan Art Gallery Here…
To see more corgi photos, click here!

dorkly:

blogwell:

Happy Harry Potter Day, Internet!

Just Going to Put a Corgi Fan Art Gallery Here…

To see more corgi photos, click here!

Source: blogwell

2nd September 2014

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atmidnightcc:

This for real Boston cat was asked to do something besides lay around and show everyone its #butt, and unfortunately it was jury duty. Respond to us with your excuse to get this cat out of jury duty, and your answer could be on our show!

atmidnightcc:

This for real Boston cat was asked to do something besides lay around and show everyone its #butt, and unfortunately it was jury duty. Respond to us with your excuse to get this cat out of jury duty, and your answer could be on our show!

Source: atmidnightcc

2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from constant state of rage✌️ with 405,255 notes

oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this justthis fukn does it for methis is gorgeous

oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous

Source: iraffiruse

2nd September 2014

Post reblogged from If you laugh, you lose with 133,151 notes

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Source: tylerslittleshit

2nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 53,313 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from JourdanAG with 135,128 notes

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

Q

Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.

Source: hkirkh

31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Internet Princess with 151,132 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

Source: itsstuckyinmyhead