"We’ll never be royals, it don’t run in our blood, that kind of love just ain’t for us, we crave a different kind of buzz."
aquaman you dumbfuck
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
What is this and how can I never see it again?
Neil Hilborn - “Static Electricity”
"Kissing you is like a bundle of kittens colliding with my face at 0.5 miles per hour."
Performing at the Saint Paul Poetry Slam.
we could hang Anne Hathaway up right now and she could be a disco ball in that dress
an incredibly attractive disco ball
make all the boy disco balls go
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